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#1: Guesses - Book Seven Title! (humor, mostly) Author: Accio Padfoot , Location: Right here in front of the monitor.

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 01:06 PM
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This was Eru's idea, and we got permission.

Somewhere I made a comment about

"Harry Potter and the Final Hurdle",

and Kit came back with

"Harry Potter and Voldemort's Timely Demise".

Then in chat one night it got pretty humorous, like,

"Harry Potter and the Skanky Older Witch" or something like that; I was laughing too hard to put it in long term memory. Maybe those chatters will post them below.

So what are your guesses for the title of the LAST (gasp) book in the series?

Everything from silly to serious, let's see it then!

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#2: Re: Guesses - Book Seven Title! (humor, mostly) Author: mrsesnape , Location: Snape-lovah-land

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 01:55 PM
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OK, I will be back to edit but so far I've gotten:

Harry Potter and Ron get laid.

Harry Potter and the endless puberty

on a more serious note:

Harry Potter and the battle for Hogwarts (or various other battle names).

Harry Potter and the final chapter

Harry Potter and the death of riddle

Edit: JKR has mentioned that the 12 uses of Dragon's blood will be important in the future- so perhaps a title involving that?

Harry Potter and the gift of Norbert. (Insert other random dragon name to enhance suspense of true meaning) or Harry Potter and Number 3.

I could see ... Bill/Charlie whoever the hell it is that was in Romania being of huge use in the final battle by his studies of the use of dragon's blood...

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Edited by: <A HREF=http://p072.ezboard.com/bsiriusblackfanclub.showUserPublicProfile?gid=mrsesnape>mrsesnape[/url] at: 12/1/04 7:41 am

#3: Re: Guesses - Book Seven Title! (humor, mostly) Author: Jlarinda , Location: N? 12, Grimmauld place

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 06:03 PM
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Harry Potter and his funeral?

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#4: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: Eruname , Location: Miami, FL

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 07:42 PM
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<b>Harry Potter and the Hillbilly Brigade</b>

Harry has to face his most formidable foe yet: a giant band of man-eating purple squirrels! The only ones who know how to help him are his new friends Billy Bob and Martha Mae, and they are bringing the American backcountry to Hogwarts! Will Harry have time to save the day, get the girl, defeat Voldemort, and get his toe-tappin' barn-raisin' square dance on?

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[/color]Edited by: <A HREF=http://p072.ezboard.com/bsiriusblackfanclub.showUserPublicProfile?gid=eruname@siriusblackfanclub>Eruname[/url] at: 11/30/04 3:43 pm

#5: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: relena48 , Location: New Zealand

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 09:04 PM
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HeHeHe...

Harry Potter and the light at the end of the tunnel...;)

It has a nice ring to it.

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#6: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: kitenarie , Location: Try and find me, hahahah!

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 09:55 PM
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Harry Potter and the Muppets - A Wizard's Duel Together.

Heh.

~Kit~

The Triplets of Hellesville, wreaking havoc of biblical proportions, complete with canon.

Proud sister Bathsheba, temptress of kings, Satan's daughter, nerdy marauder, epicpants, kitagator and glitter fairy extraordinaire.

"Grood. I mean good... and great. Great and good."

-TGS!

Edited by: <A HREF=http://p072.ezboard.com/bsiriusblackfanclub.showUserPublicProfile?gid=kitenarie>kitenarie[/url] at: 11/30/04 7:15 pm

#7: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: motormouth374 , Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:48 PM
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Haha, these are good! I only came up with Harry Potter and ......., Harry Potter and the Truth of Voldie's Secret- slashy maybe?, and Harry Potter and How the Lights go Out. Sorry, a little cheesey maybe Razz

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#8: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: Accio Padfoot , Location: Right here in front of the monitor.

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 01:56 AM
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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Pants

Harry Potter and the Red Gate Farm Mystery....oh,no, wait, that's been done.

Harry and the Giant Peach....still not original....

Harry Potter and the Teeter Totter

Harry Potter and the Mud Wrestling Contest

#9: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: Animagination , Location: The middle of corn & soybean country

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 02:14 AM
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You made a topic! Woohoo!

Some of my highlights from chat were:

<b>Harry Potter and Fluffy's Pooper Scooper

Harry Potter and His Coming Of Age Party

Harry Potter and the Excremental Demon

Harry Potter and His Undying Love for...</b>(fill in the blank)

hmmm... that's all I can remember, and I'm not feeling particularly creative at the moment, sorry. More later.~Stormy

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#10: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: Accio Padfoot , Location: Right here in front of the monitor.

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 02:38 AM
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Oh, yeah, I remember some of those now. Thanks Stormy!

I also found an old post about "What if she would write Marauder books after the seven..." and brought my comment from there over here:

What if (she farmed out the HP rights, and) they did write the Marauders like Nancy Drew?

"The Mystery of the Animagi"

"The Clue in the Shrieking Shack"

"The Quest of the Missing Marauders' Map"

"The Haunted Dungeon"

"The Secret of the Full Moon"

"Mystery of the 99 Potions"

"The Invisible Students"

"The Mysterious Detention"

"The Double Jinx Mystery" (yeah, that's a real title)

"The Mystery of the Fidelius Charm"

"The Clue of the Twisted Broomstick"

"The Ministry of Magic Mystery"

"The Haunted Quidditch Pitch"

"The Clue of the Tapping Wand"

"The Giant Squid Mystery"

"The Message in the Room of Requirement"

"The Secret of the Whomping Willow"

#11: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: jasmine , Location: England

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 01:38 PM
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Harry Potter And The Discovery That There Are Others In The World Worse Off Than Himself

Harry Potter and Ginny Finally Get it Together

Harry Potter and the Fortunate Demise of Plotless Hagrid

Harry Potter and Voldemort go on Holiday

Harry Potter and the Death of Another Central Character

Harry Potter and Snape Move in Together

Harry Potter and Ron Finally Stop Pretending they have no Testosterone and Get Girlfriends

x Jasmine x

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#12: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: motormouth374 , Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 06:39 PM
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This one is just for everyone in chat today, hehehe.

Harry Potter and The Half-Blooated Oat!

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#13: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: Accio Padfoot , Location: Right here in front of the monitor.

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 02:23 AM
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Harry Potter and Immeritus' Three Word Game

Harry Potter and the Wand Raising Ceremony

Harry Potter's Employment at Disney Land (oh, wait, that's been done in SaaW)

Sirius Black and the Hot Tub Babes (who needs Harry for the seventh book?)

Sirius Black and Everything We Wanted to Read About Him in Books Four, Five, and Six

#14: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: Catz , Location: In the shops Hihihi ^^

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 09:09 AM
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Harry Potter and his love for the dursleys

Harry Potter and his vacation on the beach

Harry Potter and father christmas

Harry Potter leaves Hogwarts

Harry Potter is banned for too many jokes

Harry Potter is a devil

No way...

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#15: Re: Book Seven Title! Author: Eruname , Location: Miami, FL

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 04:51 PM
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Harry Potter and His Dashingly Gorgeous Godfather

Harry Potter and His Wonderfully Handsome Defense Against the Dark Arts Ex-Teacher

Harry Potter and The Search for a Worthy Fanclub

Harry Potter and the Missing Banana

Harry Potter Meets the Queen

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