I've never done any proper pranks myself apart from 'really not worth mentioning' ones on 1st April but on muck up day at school the school flag is replaced by a pirate's flag, on the 'lost board' there's a sign saying 'my virginity' and wet tishues stuck in the organ pipes. Also door knobs and things have vaseline on them etc. It's really really fun!

Me? Prank people? Never! Well... maybe once, or twice or a whole lot more...

I remember one I did on my old maths teacher, not one of the greatest achievements in prank-hood but funny enough. Well my old maths teacher used to get really impatient with my maths class as everyone used to see him as a standing joke, he had a heavy african accent that made him impossible to understand, well at least when everyone was talking so much you couldn't hear anyway. He used to get a meter-stick or a big ruler or something and bang on his metal filing cabinet to get everyone to shut-up, on top of this filing cabinet was a lot of big, heavy text-books... So when he was out of the class telling some student off about something or another I piled the text-books on top of the filing cabinet so that they slanted outwards, next time he started banging on the filing cabinet they fell straight off! He only got hit on the head with a couple so no lasting damage done, unless you count the massive dent in his filing cabinet where he had hit it so often (or hard).

Are my ears deceving me? I'm hearing the word PRANKS here!!!
Well, Me and my friends are masters of pranks. Arpil fools is when all our new jokes come into play for the first time. Anyway... here is one which worked very well...

We got a plastic spoon- (you know, the ones which you stir tea with) and we broke the spoon part off (The round bit, hehe I feel so silly). Then, we got some gum, chewed it up, and then took the tiniest bit off it and stuck the spoon back together with the gum. (Depending on what colour the spoon was, we had to use that colour gum otherwise it would be obvious). We did it very carefully, and it looked flawless. We stood outside the staffroom and waited for some poor teacher to cop out joke. Lucky us, my friends French teacher was coming up the stairs with a hot cup of somthing Get where I'm going? We told him he could use this spoon we had to stir his drink because we got a extra from the canteen. He took it and started stirring. When he took the spoon out he practically yelled, because he only had the stick part in his hand "Ohmygosh, the spoon's melted in my drink!" he said. He looked into his drink and tried to dig out the rest of the spoon. We pretended to look really shocked but it didn't work. We were laughing so much.

You might have figured out that the really really thin and small bit of gum that stuck the two pieces together melted into the drink ( disgusting I know) and the spoon part fell of. Thankfully, he took it was a joke and he laughed a lot as well, but I don't think he drank his drink when we told his about the gum Every teacher falls for it, just make sure you play it on a teacher who can take a joke. Cheers!!!

Merry Christmas to everyone!!!

It's not really a prank, but my best friend and I were bored last winter and we started talking about this really hot health teacher that she'd had in the 8th grade, and we decided to send him an email as a practical joke. The situation that we had set up was something about her not being sure whether or not she should "take the next step" with her boyfriend (which she didn't, and never has had, haha), and how she wasn't sure whether she should do it or not because she didn't want the guy to stop liking her. When we sent it we figured that he'd realize that it wasn't someone's real problem because it was so over the top and just not reply to it, but about a week later we got an email from the middle school counselor saying that although the teacher was touched that my friend had come to him for help, he wasn't able to offer advice on such subjects, and told my friend to think of her body as her "temple". I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life, and I don't think that either of us will ever, ever forget being that dumb.

One thing that I really want to try is super gluing someone's windshield wipers to the glass. That always sounded like a lot of fun.

I have never done a prank worthy of the Marauders but my teacher told us about a prank he pulled on his teacher when he was a kid.

The teacher left the room to do something and all the kids took the desks and put them outside the window (they were on the first floor) and when the teacher came back in and asked them where the desks were they said they didn't know so the teacher went to get the principal. While she was gone the kids brought the desks back into the room so that when the principal got there it made the teacher look like she was crazy. hahaha

I always love a good prank!

I think I'll share my first ever prank...**haze forms as the pensieve promtly sucks you in**. Back in kindergarden (aaah...good times) it was my first ever April Fool's Day at school and I decided to do the old "stick-a-peice-of-chalk-in-the-teacher's-board eraser-so-whatever-she-does-she-just-ends-up-with-a-mess" trick. My classmates were all rolling on the floor laughing ! Some of you might sneer at this, but for a kindergardener this took nerves of steel. ;p

I was a mechanic in a bicycle shop and loved most of the customers. There were a couple though, through rude behavior and clearly sexist attitude, that made my "List".
I took a single ball bearing (a tiny bb) and put a little thick grease on it.(vaseline would work) and stuck it in the seat tube of the bike.
It sticks for quite some time, so the bike was far and away out of the shop and suspicion did not fall upon me or my co-workers. It could take a day or several weeks, but that bearing would break loose and wind up rattling and rolling around inside the frame of the bike. It drives the riders crazy trying to figure out where the noise is coming from.

the senior prank this year year was really good. And even though I was only a freshman this year, somehow I ended up helping out with it.

So the highschool has three floors, and my friend lives on a farm and he has lots of cows. He took three of them and spray-painted the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on their sides. Then he put the one painted 1 on the first floor, the one with the 2 on the second floor, and the one with the 4 on the third floor. So the teachers spent forever tryng to find cow number 3. And the funniest part about it was that the cows wouldn't go back down the stairs!

I'm a prankster. I admit it. Here's some highlights from my career-

In high school, we had a very cool teacher who automatically gave us top grades if we wrote him an essay explaining why we deserved an A. I convinced the entire class to write, "I think I deserve a B." The look on his face was hilarious, and we all passed.

I convinced my brother that the lens cap on his digital camera was a 'color enhancer'. He's only 10 and believes everything, but it was still funny.

Another from high school- we had a substitute one day who lost the attendance list, so he went around and asked everyone what their names where. I was first. I said, "My name is Yoko." (Note- I'm a redhead!) "Yoko?" he asked in confusion. "Yeah," I replied. "My parents were hippies." It was so hard to keep a straight face, but it was worth it, because everyone caught on and misbehaved spectacularly the whole period. The next day, when our teacher was back, he took one look at the letter of complaint the sub had sent him, and started screaming, "Who the hell is Yoko??" It was awesome.

In the same class as above, whenever the teacher turned around, we all stood up and silently started dancing like you see people doing on Mardi Gras. We were never caught.

Of course, at home I'm pulled many more- Saran Wrap on the toilet seats, rubber bands on the sprayer handles, whatever. Once I stole my brother's bike (it was blue) and spray painted it bright orange. He never realized, and ended up putting a lost ad in the paper and calling the police to report a stolen bike, never realizing that it was still in the garage.

Hm, the first prank that comes to mind is one I did in high school. You know those websites that ask you "what's wrong with this picture?" and you stare really hard and then something pops out and screams to scare you?

Well, I was in a computer class where everyone in the class got their own computer. The girl I sat next to didn't know a lot about computers for some reason, and so she didn't know about those websites, even though they were pretty much common knowledge by that time. We liked to tease each other, so one day in the middle of the teacher's lecture, I emailed her that site. So she was leaning in, staring at it really hard. And then it screamed. And of course, someone in the period before us had turned up the volume all the way so it was extremely loud. She jumped out of her chair, knocking it over, and screamed herself. Some of the other students in the room jumped too! (Those speakers were really good!)

I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. The teacher looked annoyed and he was glaring at me (I think he knew I was behind it) but I didn't get in trouble. Maybe not the best prank ever pulled, but I had fun.

Hm, I've done some small pranks, but not proud-worthy ones.

I am going to tell some anyway:

My teacher from economics (I don't really know the English word for it. The class where you learn stuff about the economy..?) was a REALLY bad teacher. She just couldn't handle our class and didn't seem to care eighter. So she was an easy victim and I and my friend decided to get her angry.
Every time she sat down, we stood up, and every time she stood up, we sat down. And that's not all: when she was walking around the classroom, we followed her by turning our tables and seats in wich direction she was. Really annoying... That's probably why she kicked us out of class that day. But it was funny to see her face then ^^

Oh, and it's always fun to put the cable from the keyboard from a computer in the wrong place. Most of the teachers at my school don't know anything about computers, so they have to call the technician to solve the "problem". And again; a few minutes less boring lessons and more fun!

Last year I had to do a presentation for geography about Saõ Paulo with a friend. We wanted it to make it special because out teacher has really no sense of humour (and hated us both), so we decided to speak with a "Limburgs" (that's a province in the south of Holland) accent during the whole presentation. The class couldn't stop laughing, but the teacher didn't like it that much xD